It Could Happen to You Too Posted April 1, 2003 at 12:00 am

The bastards! They got Titus. It was about 9:30 AM and I had just gotten out of the shower. I heard this knock on the door and about 30 seconds later I heard Nicky answer it. I heard a brief exchange and then nothing. Ah well, about my business I went. Then, all of a sudden, there was this loud noise that sounded something like a door being kicked in. I heard a meek scream that sounded vaguely Indian. I rushed out to see what mischief my roommates were up to and I saw Nicky being held down by some strange looking men in black with the letters F-B-I written on their backs. Well, I don’t remember a lot after that and my head hurts now. Titus is gone and I don’t know when he’ll be back. I’m told that 1-800-DAMN-THE-MAN is the missing persons hotline though.

Update: It’s past midnight now so I’ll spare any confusion to those that haven’t figured it out. My mischievous roomies and I were up to April Fool’s. Hope no one took it too seriously!

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